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andrewbreitel:

when a hot person follows you

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but they don’t message you or talk to you

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(Source: andrewbreitel)

validx2:

Girl: Why you like me

Lying Nigga: Cause shawty it’s like we can talk about anything, you got good conversation, and plus you patient 

Girl: Nigga aint that Bow Wow  lyrics?

Lying Nigga: 

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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob)

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

boys-and-suicide:

Just remember in about 40 seconds someone is about to commit suicide as we sit here blogging. This post goes out to the teens who took and will take their lives. Please just reblog this post to recognize them and don’t question whether or not you should. I promise it won’t ruin your blog type.

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
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